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Sunday, December 7, 2008

Mkay.

Mkay, so Rae wanted me to post this... it's the email I send to anyone who wants to join the Resistance, or me, or whatever, to introduce them to ITEX and all the evil stuff they do. So, here goes nothin':

From: Mudd Hawk
To: smartee95@aim.com
Sent: Sunday, December 7, 2008 4:08:10 PM
Subject: Resistance Briefing: The Evils of ITEX

Welcome to the real world...

I'm Spencer, avian human extraordinaire, and I'd like to tell you about Itex/Nutex/Itexicon and its MANY evils.

They do one of many things to get babies, or embryos, to make into "experiments" (That's what they call us). Some of those things are:

- Kidnap the kids from their homes
- Make them in a test tube
- Pay the families to give over their kids
- Just receive them from parents who don't want to take care of kids

Once the babies/embryos are there, they...

1- Knock them out
2- Inject DNA into them
3- Put them in a dog crate

Then, it's years and years of testing, injections, torture, pain, and cluelessness. Basically, that goes on until you die or escape. I chose to escape, and got out at age 7 and a half... and I just barely did, too.

So, there you have it: that's your average experiment's life. Welcome to the Resistance; welcome to the truth.

So, yeah. Rae's fault if that was a TMI for ya, even though that is WAY cleaned up from the old one. Seriously.

Anyway, Fly your highest!
-Spencerrrrrrr