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Sunday, December 7, 2008

Mkay.

Mkay, so Rae wanted me to post this... it's the email I send to anyone who wants to join the Resistance, or me, or whatever, to introduce them to ITEX and all the evil stuff they do. So, here goes nothin':

From: Mudd Hawk
To: smartee95@aim.com
Sent: Sunday, December 7, 2008 4:08:10 PM
Subject: Resistance Briefing: The Evils of ITEX

Welcome to the real world...

I'm Spencer, avian human extraordinaire, and I'd like to tell you about Itex/Nutex/Itexicon and its MANY evils.

They do one of many things to get babies, or embryos, to make into "experiments" (That's what they call us). Some of those things are:

- Kidnap the kids from their homes
- Make them in a test tube
- Pay the families to give over their kids
- Just receive them from parents who don't want to take care of kids

Once the babies/embryos are there, they...

1- Knock them out
2- Inject DNA into them
3- Put them in a dog crate

Then, it's years and years of testing, injections, torture, pain, and cluelessness. Basically, that goes on until you die or escape. I chose to escape, and got out at age 7 and a half... and I just barely did, too.

So, there you have it: that's your average experiment's life. Welcome to the Resistance; welcome to the truth.

So, yeah. Rae's fault if that was a TMI for ya, even though that is WAY cleaned up from the old one. Seriously.

Anyway, Fly your highest!
-Spencerrrrrrr

6 replies so far...:

Rae said...

:(

Spencer said...

Rae -
Why's it sad? Oh! I get it. Nevermind. xD
*tries again to get the opinions thing up*

-Spence

Anonymous said...

spence! check ur email soon! like, now!!! oh yeah and its blake talking. accually, i found in an itex place that m name was avaina

Anonymous said...

Hey. Marie here. Um...yeah...the chat won't let me on until the 24th. That's my birthday and the day I'll turn 13. Well I thought that I'd give you a heads up. Oh! If someone comes on and says that they know me it's true. Ask what thier name is. If it's Kim it's doubly true. She knows almost everything but I don't know when she'll come on.
In the mean time:

Fly On, Safe and Strong,

-MR#1fan

Anonymous said...

does spenc check his comments!!!

Rae said...

Yes, he checks his comments. No, I don't know where he is at the moment.

SPENCE. GET YOUR FEATHERY ARSE ONLINE.