Can you spell BORED?

I can. Very well. Because I've been writing it on the cave wall for like 4 hours now. Skye, Lex, Turtle, Sting, and Ray are all out on flag duty - not one of them stayed behind. NOT ONE. Now, please tell me, does it REALLY take 5 people to see 3 people flying through the air and direct said 3 people to a cave in a stone cliff? Does it?

Because if it does, well, I guess I'll just forget all the times I've done it single-handedly, the other 3 lounging around. Well, I'd much prefer to be out there than in here, being bored and watching one of them, once in a while, swoop by the cave entrance, wave, then disappear again.

Okay. I know you want to know where I am. Well, guess what? Yep, you got it: I can't tell you. It's this secret location in Indiana that only my flock and I know about. Well, only my flock and I know it's our secret location.

By the way - I'm not in a cave any more. I'm at our location. The cave was a little bit ago, I don't even KNOW where. But now I'm here. No clues, people; I can never be sure who I can trust. I know a few people I can, for sure, but I'm still not telling. Because there's things like truth serum, amnesia pills, truth detectors that actually WORK, et cetera, et cetera.
NO CHANCES WILL BE TAKEN. I advise you to follow the same guidelines.

I know what you're probably thinking right now: Who are you, and what have you done with the real Spencer? He's joking, laid-back, totally hilarious.

Well, that Spencer is either (take your pick):

(a) Tied up, reading over my shoulder, struggling to free himself from the bonds that the alien cupcakes and I tag-teamed to wrap him in, OR...
(b) He's here, me, but WAY overstressed, etc. to be funny and laid-back. Raven, Finn, and Shane better get their arses over here, like, RIGHT NOW or I'll explode. There'll be little, feathery bits from here to California.

Aaaaaaaaaaand that's all I can think of. Meebo connection HATES me, so I'm not on there. The end. Please don't beg, people, I'm trying my best, but it's just not working out. Email me, comment me, anything you want, I don't care.

Later skaters!!! Keep on flying!!! Fly your highest!!! Peace out!!! Stuff like that!!!!
-Spencer the Bored
P.S: Probably will post again tomorrow, or another time today, or something. I'm just taking it one second at a time right now. Wish meh luck.
Readers: Good luck, Spence!!!
Thank ya. And, adios and goodbye!